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Joshua-J-Jones

Joshua Jean Jones
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Name: Joshua Jean Jones, call me JJ or Josh.
Physical age: 18 or so
Became a state in: 1848
Neighboring states: Michigan, Minnesota, Illinois and Iowa.
Height: 5'10"
Hair: Blonde, very short.
Eyes: Blue
Weight: Roughly 180 lb, works out but also a big pudgy 'round the belly area, especially when it's not football season.
Personality/desc: Josh is a bit of a hic. He doesn't like strangers, or new sorts of folk coming to his state, he's pretty homophobic, he lets stuff just pile up in his yard... However, he's not a bad guy--a gentleman, actually! As Wisconsin is the safest state, he's pretty good at not hitting PEOPLE--just EVERYTHING ELSE THAT MOVES. Enjoys his hunting, does NOT enjoy them vegetarians. Loves his cheese--his cheese is very good, worth bragging about... even if CA did steal his cows. And the Jets stole his quarterback... he's quite a neglected and forgotten state, but his skull is thick enough that he DOESN'T GIVE A DAMN. He and his younger sibling, Minnesota, have a love and hate relationship--their rivalry intensifies during football season. LOVES HIS SPORTS, ESPECIALLY THE PACKERS. Gets very defensive about his state. He loves country music, and all but worships the southern states. When you look at his quirks, he may sound like an ass--but as said above, he's actually pretty darn sweet.

Current Residence: Wisconsin, U.S.A.
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Large

Other Interests
FOOTBALL, beer, cows and cheese.

HIATUS!

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((OOC: I am so busy and stressed right now xD; I'll be back in mid-November after England. Until then, I just have to cut some things out until things are back on track. Haha, I haven't been that active lately anyway >>; See yah. I have a lot to think about anyway. Still reachable through Skype, AIM, email, facebook and my main account))
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HEY ALL! It's finally the day of my birthday party! Tommorrow, Wisconsin will have been a state for 161 years! It feels like so much longer--don't know if I could feel anythin' but American! SEE YOU ALL AT MY PLACE!
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Hey, guys! Just sayin', I'll have been a state for er... *tries to do math in head* ..for since 1848 come Saturday, May 30th. Party at my place on FRIDAY, all you states! It'll go over til Saturday, 'cause I'm sure a lotta us won't be able to move.
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OMFG JOSHY.

JOSHY.

GAY MARRIAGE. ; A ;
...WHAT?!

WHAT?!

WHERE?!
Lolo and Eddy.

Joooooooooooshy. ; A ;
((You can if you want. It's very nice of you to offer. If I ever get my scanner running again I have a picture of her but we probably shouldn't rely on that =_= ))
Josh... Billy's actin' strange. 'm worried 'bout him.
*flushes, gets defensive* W-what're you talking about?!
(( SHE LOCKED ME IN A ROOM AND FORCED ME TO TELL HER THAT WE'RE KIND OF FAGS, JOSHY. D8> ))